I took some of the kids to get them drinks across the street from Willow Pond. While I was standing at the register, a mother of two of the kids in our Kids Club came into the store. She saw one young boy, clearly thought he was there alone, and started to yell at him in very colorful language!
Then, she looked up and saw me standing at the register. Her jaw dropped to the floor. "Let me try that again," she said, turning around and walking outside. She then came back in to the store, looked at the young boy and said, "Oh hi, what are you doing here?" The entire store erupted in laughter.
-- Rickey Fanning